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Boss Juli and dThe Magnificent Greenbean write a Game of Thrones Fanfiction: Joffrey Goes To Wizard School
- magnificentgreenbean: Awesome.
- magnificentgreenbean: cool
- magnificentgreenbean: We are tumblr famous now.
- jujusensei: "Dear Diary,
- jujusensei: Day 23. Today I found out that I am to be married to that stuffy Stark man's daughter, Sansa. I despise the Starks more than I despise muggle borns and that Potter boy, but Sansa is definitely a solid 7.5. Since I have been working out at the Kings Landing gym for 3 days, I think I could get at least a 10/10, but I suppose I will have to settle with making Sansa my bottom bitch. As long as she doesn't bring her stinky twit sister Arya, I think I will be able to live with only drinking two flagons of virgin red wine. Besides I don't think the stuff does anything for me, but Tyrion insists it's the only brew that works on pure and gentle young men such as myself. When I grow up, I think I could benchpress 50 Imps.
- jujusensei: Buffily,
- jujusensei: Joffrey"
- jujusensei: Actually that last sentence is better as a P.S.
- magnificentgreenbean: I Think it's good in both places
- magnificentgreenbean: Use it twice
- magnificentgreenbean: Dear Diary,
- magnificentgreenbean: Today I was telling Draco about my workouts
- magnificentgreenbean: that Stark Bastard Jon Snow
- magnificentgreenbean: Laughed at me
- magnificentgreenbean: (Do you see what I did there diary?! I am SO CLEVER)
- magnificentgreenbean: as he was walking by.
- magnificentgreenbean: How rude!
- magnificentgreenbean: Draco is such a fine young man
- magnificentgreenbean: Jon Snow could learn drom him
- magnificentgreenbean: him and his smelly dog
- magnificentgreenbean: Sniffily,
- magnificentgreenbean: Joffrey
- magnificentgreenbean: p.s. Draco felt my biceps and said they're very firm
- jujusensei: "Dear Diary,
- jujusensei: Day 5. Today I was thinking about being sorted. Grandfather insists that I must go to Griffindor because gods its full of lion heads or some childish nursery rhyme or something. I dunno I stopped reading that history book when I could finally deadlift it. As you would know, I go to the gym every day to strut briskly and get ripped, but since that has given me righteous results yet, I've decided to ask the Maester for a little muscle juice on the side. Since then I've had my best gains yet! Diary, you'd be happy to know that I gained a quarter of a stone. However I suspect that fat eunich spider has been checking me out. Will report back next week.
- jujusensei: Struttingly,
- jujusensei: Joffrey
- jujusensei: P.S. The eunich also insisted that I must be a 'bottle blonde.' What does that even mean? I must consult my broseph Draco."
- jujusensei: hasn't*
- jujusensei: "P.P.S. I still haven't gained an inch however. One day, Imp. One. Day."
- magnificentgreenbean: hahhaha
- magnificentgreenbean: oh, poor joffrey, the curtains don't match the floor coverings
- magnificentgreenbean: Dear Diary,
- magnificentgreenbean: That Visaerys Targaryen thinks he's so grand
- magnificentgreenbean: just because some crazy relative of his was headmaster
- magnificentgreenbean: like a million years ago!
- magnificentgreenbean: No one cares.
- magnificentgreenbean: From: Joffrey, who is waaaay better than some crazy twat
- magnificentgreenbean: P.S. His hair is so beautiful. What shampoo does he use?
- jujusensei: "DEAR DIARY,
- jujusensei: NO TIME FOR SMALL TALK, FRIEND. A PEASANT THREW A PILE OF HORSE DUNG AND IT HIT MY IMPECCABLE VISAGE. I JUST HAD MY ANNUAL BATH AND EVERYTHING. UNACCEPTABLEEEEEEEE. I GAVE HIM ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON.
- jujusensei: CRAPPILY,
- jujusensei: HIS HIGHNESS JOFFREY
- jujusensei: P.S. AAUUUGH THERE'S SOME UP MY NOSE AND EVERYTHING."
- magnificentgreenbean: aaaaaaahahahahaha, I love it!
- jujusensei: This will have been my greatest accomplishment of my life. The Diary of Shitbag Prince Joffrey
- magnificentgreenbean: A crowning acheivement in an already glorious life
- magnificentgreenbean: We should continue this at a later date when I am not falling over from old man syndrome.
- jujusensei: yes indeed
- jujusensei: continue to tumble immortalize this though
- jujusensei: I am most pleased with our creation.
- magnificentgreenbean: Yes. Good. I am as well.
- Part 2/2.
via OwlsCannotBeFooled.
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Boss Juli and dThe Magnificent Greenbean write a Game of Thrones Fanfiction: Joffrey Goes To Wizard School
- magnificentgreenbean: Ehh well, I don't think the Japanese food police are going to break down your door or anything. Unless Heza-Chan-tan-sama tells on you for adulterating her beautiful and ancient culture.
- magnificentgreenbean: or.
- magnificentgreenbean: something
- jujusensei: http://i.imgur.com/00gnS.jpg I'm pretty sure Stannis would ride this bike.
- magnificentgreenbean: Who wouldn't ride that bike?!
- magnificentgreenbean: assholes that's who.
- magnificentgreenbean: That bike is rad
- jujusensei: In my GoT AU highschool fanfic, the Baratheons have the coolest bikes
- magnificentgreenbean: They're the mean girls.
- jujusensei: I think if Draco Malfoy wasn't a wizard and was more of an inbread dick he'd be JOffrey
- jujusensei: wearing all that preppy stuff like he be stylin' or something
- magnificentgreenbean: They're pretty much the same person.
- magnificentgreenbean: 'How To Be A Turd' by Shitbag Prince Joffrey Foreword by Draco Malfoy author of "I'm Telling Mother!" and "Wait Until My Father Hears Of This"
- magnificentgreenbean: Crack School newspaper writing team.
- magnificentgreenbean: I'm sorry I hijacked your fanfic and made it into a Harry Potter Crossover.
- jujusensei: oh no please this is fabulous
- jujusensei: A++ would read again
- jujusensei: "Dear Diary,
- jujusensei: Today Arya told me to shove it up my bum.
- jujusensei: I wanted to smack her in the mouth, but stupid father says I have to be Princely or whatever.
- jujusensei: When I grow up, I'll smack Arya in the mouth twice taily.
- jujusensei: Sincerely,
- jujusensei: Joffrey"
- magnificentgreenbean: Yes. All of the thumbs up.
- jujusensei: "Dear Diary,
- jujusensei: Today I was being all swag and shit, but then my ugly old Imp uncle Tyrion slapped me.
- jujusensei: I still have the bruises.
- jujusensei: How can he even reach my face from so far below.
- magnificentgreenbean: Draco has a crush on Lord Renly, who is a teacher?
- magnificentgreenbean: hahah yessss
- jujusensei: When I grow up, stupid Tyrion won't be able reach my face anymore. I will declare, 'ha ha'.
- jujusensei: Miffedly,
- jujusensei: Joffrey"
- magnificentgreenbean: I'm laughing so hard my stomach hurts
- jujusensei: Yes good.
- magnificentgreenbean: Dear Diary,
- magnificentgreenbean: Today Headmaster Stark
- magnificentgreenbean: let that lothesome Potter boy and his classless friends
- magnificentgreenbean: go around without their ties on.
- magnificentgreenbean: I think one of them put a toad in my pocket and Arya laughed at me
- magnificentgreenbean: I'm telling Mother!
- magnificentgreenbean: Slightly Sticky,
- magnificentgreenbean: Joffrey
- jujusensei: I'm crying
- magnificentgreenbean: me too
- magnificentgreenbean: We are so funny.
- jujusensei: I'm surprised Joffrey Goes To Wizard School isn't a thing yet.
- magnificentgreenbean: It probably is and we just haven't found it yet.
- magnificentgreenbean: Perhaps we shold make it happen?
- magnificentgreenbean: should*
- Jesse: http://imgur.com/mLE0L
- magnificentgreenbean: oh noooooo
- magnificentgreenbean: That dog and dhis puns
- magnificentgreenbean: noooooo
- magnificentgreenbean: Also: I think Tumblr needs to see how funny we are.
- jujusensei: dude go for it, you prob have more followers who aren't people we know than I do
- magnificentgreenbean: Awesome.
- Writing AMAYZING crossover fic when deep into a margarita, Part 1/2.
via OwlsCannotBeFooled.
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It’s a sign. I even have Thursday off.
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I rarely have fandom related feelings, but when I do it’s usually the hope that [insert character here][Kaiji] John Snow remains pure forever.
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Andrej Pejic opened and closed Jean Paul Gaultier show in Beijing.
I’m pretty sure Andrej is America’s Next Drag Superstar but hasn’t had the time to stop by the trophy store to pick up the crown.
via Andrej Pejic Page.